I ate a condom because I’m gay
Accurate
Reblogging for this ^
((I stabbed a bum because I’m sexy like that.
…Poor hobo…))
((I needed a toothbrush because I had to. Had to what? .3.))(( I needed a horse because I’m good in bed…. WHAT WHAT EW THATS GROSS NO! ))
((I shanked a horse because I love marijuana…?))
I cuddled with a mop because I’m good in bed.
I smocked with your mom because I’m gay.
Hmhm, it makes sense after all.
(Source : ivy606)
Omg OMG!… I think I’m pregnant j-just LOOK AT HIM!!! GOSSH!
I don’t understand why so many people complained about his engineer uniform. He looks quite hot in them.
‘L’animal dans la décoration’ (1897) by Eugène Grasset.